do you think whenever Luke is warm he just goes ‘lukewarm’ and laughs to himself
[luke voice] h-hey calum? …calum? can you come in here and check to make sure michael isn’t in the closet i can’t fall asleep
Haha thank you so much! I really don’t know what came over me like I started reading it out loud just so I could send it to my friend but I was like I should post this on tumblr I’m so funny” but I’m really not and I sound like the biggest idiot ever in that audio
This is why you should not stay up until 8 am, kids.
guys call girls who like bands crazy and obsessive for knowing all of the band members’ birthdays but they know everything about every football player ever? they know the names, the teams they’ve been on, the teams they’re going to join, how much money they’re all making and all the stats of every player ever? but while this and fantasy football is good and is deemed “normal” girls are still being called crazy and hormonal for going to their favorite band’s concert
luke eats undercooked chicken, puke hemmings
luke blows up russia, nuke hemmings
luke sees a ghost, spook hemmings
luke gets sent to an insane asylum, kook hemmings
this happened and you all let it
boyfriend michael throwing socks at your window and when you come outside he serenades you with an acoustic version of hot in herre by nelly
sometimes i wish i was friends with 5sos, just so i could reach over and smack them in the head when they bein dumb
sneaky target employee michael dropping hot underwear into your cart when you’re not looking, then co-worker luke desperately prying them out like “she’s a customer mike oh my god”
SORRY OKAY ONE LAST MESSAGE I AM SO SORRY
We’re planning a meet up for 5sos and 1D fans who are going to the Atlanta Georgia WWA Tour date on October 1st 2014
,Just message me on here or on my personal blog if you are interested in attending.
Hope to see you there!